2 definitions by foot frogs
A Big fat fucking rat that roams Jackson County Ohio. But be warned if u leave your food out for more than 20 minutes this devient creature will eat it. His only goal is to get fat as fuck and to BALL. The only possible way to stop him is to summon him at exactly 8:00 and place all the food u can possibly get around you while holding a basketball and chant TMill 5 times, after he arrives challenge him to a basketball game but If you lose this dark hearted pests father will kill you with his insane drum skills but if you win TMill will stop taking ur food.
by foot frogs May 23, 2019
A hybrid rat mutant spotted commonly throughout Southern Ohio theorised to live in sewer systems, creek beds and thought to have feast on fatbergs and shit puddles these mythological creatures leave a sickening thick gut wrenching stench were ever they travel they are also known to reproduce a sexauly and speak in a mysterious static like language, and if you are around them beware of radioactive poisoning they drink melted lead and a mixture of chemicals to produce their acidic internal fluids .
by foot frogs May 22, 2019