floopdayschaizer's definitions

screamhearting

When one takes an empty toilet paper tube and fills it with human feces; At the moment of climax you exhale into the tube forcefully, vertically up, into the air.

"Oh Melinda, you almost put my eye out when you screahearted me last night. "
"Yeah, I really need to change my diet."
"Duh! Especially when we're planning on screamhearting!"

by floopdayschaizer July 26, 2016