December 9

National Flat Ass Day
This is a day to celebrate all the flat asses out there. Don’t be sad about your flat ass be proud. They are equally appreciated.

Guy 1 “Damn! She got one flat ass.“
Guy 2 “It’s okay, it’s December 9, National Flat Ass Day.”
Guy 1 “You know what? You’re right we gotta respect this day.”

by flat ass nelly🍝 October 18, 2019