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Triple-Captain

When a player scores so highly in your fantasy league that you and two mates decide to reward him with a three-on-one show of sexual gratitute

Guy A - I'm so pleased I kept John Stones in my Fantasy League Team - he scored a brace AND kept a clean sheet!
Guy B - That man deserves to be triple-captained!!!

by fireman's jam January 20, 2021