fatty boom boom's definitions

soccer

A term used by stupid Americans for football. American football hardly uses what is know as the 'foot' but they call it football? Soccer is called 'football' as the main idea is to use the ball with your 'foot'. 'Football' is the most popular sport in the world apart from in America where they would rather watch sport that has breaks every five minutes so they can get their fat arses to the nearest burger vendor.

American: did you watch the soccer game last night?
English gent: its called football you f*cking idiot

by fatty boom boom September 10, 2008