Definitions by fat cobra

calm your chizz 

Relax / chill out / calm down

My boys often say mom calm your chizz. When I am getting on there nerves.

calm your chizz by Fat cobra April 19, 2016

machete 

when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.

hey dude, i got pissed off at your mom yesterday so i went ahead and gave her a machete.

machete by fat cobra December 26, 2008