pokin

A teaser turd; shit that is not quite ready to come out

"I got a turtlehead pokin out me ass"

by Fat Bastard March 26, 2003

west ham

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue

by Fat Bastard July 20, 2004