farting al's definitions

fart op

A moment of opportunity when one's fart can be masked by noise or wind or simply lack of other people. Some fart ops known to man have included:

1. Elevators
2. Outdoors
3. Crowded streets
4. Empty trains
5. Bathrooms

Charlie always used the fart op of a train pulling into the station and making noise.

by farting al June 9, 2013