Queens English

The English language as it is written and spoken in the UK.

Colour not color;
Through not thru;
Now try pronouncing aluminium without making the oooo sound!

by fart knocker May 28, 2003

do it

to shag

are you gonna do it with her

by fart knocker April 24, 2003

buttcrack girl

The sexiest girl in the world. I want to be her best friend.

Damn, buttcrack girl, you look mighty fine

by fart knocker May 07, 2003