f4l_pete's definitions

Cheatre

The theatre of Football (Soccer) with widespread cheating.

The spectacle of Football has extended to the theatrics of diving, rolling around, hitting the ground, grabbing one's face, asking for a player to be sent off. This is then followed by a miraculous recovery and immediate self healing.

Real life example: If Pepe, Cavani and Ronaldo were all in a room, no one would be left standing because they all a vying to be the biggest Cheatre's in World Football.

by f4l_pete June 25, 2018