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shiggins

a shiggins is like a magical 20 year old sexual predator. like an evil tooth fairy. he visits girls on their 14th birthday, a day usually filled with the joys of growing into a mature lady. on this day, he savagely deflowers them. unlike the tooth fairy, which brings joy and happiness, he only brings pain, suffering, and vaginal bleeding. and a life time of regret.

see that girl over there? she totally got visited by the shiggins yesterday. so sad.

by evil higgins April 30, 2009