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Treston

Backward Texan who believes simply bearing the belt buckle will skyrocket him to the forefront of any conversation. Girls often tolerate his fratting stories only because they feel sorry for his disturbingly obvious receding hairline. It is said that on the lax field his hair can be seen blowing from his head at an alarming rate.

"Dude, we would have had those girls if not for Treston.

by evantruman January 16, 2011