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Definitions by el michelob

Colossus 

The act crying, vomiting, urinating, defecating, and sneezing simultaneously.

Other bodily functions that qualify for the colossus are: coughing, belching, farting, sharting, or bleeding.

Note: a mini-colossus is the combination of any thee functions at once.
Gross, dude, did you just colossus?
Colossus by el michelob October 18, 2011