el michelob's definitions

Colossus

The act crying, vomiting, urinating, defecating, and sneezing simultaneously.

Other bodily functions that qualify for the colossus are: coughing, belching, farting, sharting, or bleeding.

Note: a mini-colossus is the combination of any thee functions at once.

Gross, dude, did you just colossus?

by el michelob October 18, 2011