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Polkamouse
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The act of inserting a mouse into someone's rectum
followed
by
anal sex
to poke the mouse against the
prostate
.
I
walked in on
Mike and his
brother
doing the polkamouse
last night
. I wish I could unsee that.
Polkamouse
by
eggbeater696
June 30, 2016
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