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Polkamouse
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The act of inserting a
mouse
into someone's
rectum
followed by anal sex to poke the
mouse
against the prostate.
I
walked in on
Mike and his brother doing the polkamouse
last night
.
I wish
I could unsee that.
Polkamouse
by
eggbeater696
June 30, 2016