1 definition by drunk wanker

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usually involves coming home alone after a heavy night drinking and masturbating over a good looking guy you added to the wank bank while out drinking and then mid-wank losing feeling in your legs and trundling over the coffee table, face first into french window, cock in hand with Chinese take away everywhere!
"Dude, i cant remember anything from last night except for a having drunk wank"
by drunk wanker November 03, 2011
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