Definitions by drunk professor

Splatter of matter on the wall 

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

Splatter of matter on the wall by drunk professor January 26, 2021

Whomp 

When an internal bodily function returns to where it once came.

Anon: "Man i was with my girl, had to fart but held it in."
New Fag: "Aw shit man you whomped?"
Anon: "Dude i whomped so hard!"

Whomp by DRUNK PROFESSOR May 26, 2015