PMSing

What guys blame every time a girl gets mad at them, even though, most of the time, we have a valid reason for being mad and it's NOT that time of the month.

Barbie: Ken!! Go fuck yourself! I hate you!!

Ken: Barbie, stop PMSing.

Barbie: I HAD MY PERIOD 2 WEEKS AGO, REMEMBER? YOU GOT ME PREGNANT.

Ken: Oh.

by dr.seuss-onym July 05, 2009