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Definitions by dr john appendix

appendectomite 

a poor soul who has undergone an appendectomy before.
this is unfortunate as recent studies show that it is actually the appendix, not the balls, where pee is stored. however, dr john appendix is trying to make artificial appendixes to solve this issue.
i have deeply hated my son ever since i found out that he was an appendectomite, the weak-ass-appendix-having ass

appendectomite 

a poor soul who has undergone an appendectomy before.
this is unfortunate as recent studies show that it is actually the appendix, not the balls, where pee is stored. however, dr john appendix is trying to make artificial appendixes to solve this issue
i have deeply hated my son ever since i found out that he was an appendectomite, the weak-ass-appendix-having ass