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Dr. Evil

You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!
From the moment I heard Frau
Said I had a clone
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
An evil dr. shoudnt speak alot about his feelings
My hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing

I'd hope Scott
Would look up to me,
Run the business of the family
Had an evil empire,
Just like his dear old dad
Give him my love and the things he never had

Scott would think
I was a good guy
returned the love I have
make me wanna cry
Be evil, but had my feelings too
Changed my life with Oprah and Mya Angelou
But Scott rejected me
C'est la vie
life is cruel,treat you unfairly
Even so, a God there must be
Mini Me, you complete me.
by Dr Evil October 12, 2004
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torqumada

Thomas de Torquemada

The Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish
Inquisition. Famous for his
tormenting and torturing of
imprisoned Heretics.

see also: torquemada
The Unicorn and Virgin, were dancing in the glade, When from the ground beneath their feet, rose Torquemada's shade
by Dr Evil March 12, 2003
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