donkey kong 37's definitions

Timothy

humorous Asian guitar player with a hat too big for his head. he enjoys all of the following: puppies and singing in falsetto, forcing drinking games on lightweights, bromances, calling people out on their excessive use of the emoticon language, white people, and explaining the use of lettuce as a garnish on the typical American diner plate. Bottled water is his cup of tea.

Are you winking at me while playing guitar, singing in falsetto and reaching for my water?
I'm pulling a timothy.

by donkey kong 37 November 21, 2010