done right's definitions

Marblehead

A heinously preppy destination for second homeowners who like to go play sailor during the summer. Marblehead reeks of conformity, money hoarding, bad habits on the land and water, and unemployed wive who suck their banker husbands dry. It's boring as hell, as are most or all of exclusive, wealthy seaside communities in New England.

"Honey, what's the wealthiest, most boring place you can think of within an hour of Boston?"

"Gee, I guess Marblehead."

"Great, that's where I'd us to buy a 1.5 million dollar mansion."

"I think that's a great idea, hon."

by done right September 4, 2013