Definitions by don't handle me

Bantuckee Lurpin' 

1. Anyone from the docks of Bandera.
2. Anyone who steals from a person, then pretends to help that person look for the stolen item, usually but not always involves methamphetamines.

I can't the balls of John Doe. He is Bantuckee Lurpin' his own sister.

Bantuckee Lurpin' by don't handle me February 19, 2022