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relaxed, cool, calm, and collected.
person 1:dude i hate how all these hackers get away!

person 2:yeah i know!

person 1:OMFG this is gay i feel like sueing the GM's

person 2:hey hey man, stay jelani.
by dj jones November 06, 2006

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The act of inserting a string of anal beads into a girl, or guys anus. Once the string is fully inserted with just enough to hold onto hanging out, place your foot on the ass and yank out the string of beads like you are starting a lawnmower. You should hear a sound like a motor trying to start that ends with a scream.
Honey, I could really use the lawnmower.

She said I couldn't make her scream, so I gave her the lawnmower.
by DJ Jones November 17, 2007

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Similar to the Lawnmower except the anus involved has a lot of hair and is sometime ripped out during the extraction process: The act of inserting A string of anal beads into a girl, or guys anus. Once the string is fully inserted with just enough to hold onto hanging out, place your foot on the ass and yank out the string of beads like you are starting a lawnmower. You should hear a sound like a motor trying to start that ends with a scream.
That ass is too hairy for a lawnmower, I think a brush hog will be perfect for you.

by DJ Jones November 17, 2007

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