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1. An intense bright focused beam of light enclosed in a spotlight housing attached to the left front post of a police cruiser. It's primary use is to illuminate "African American's", "French Canadians" or any other type of "nappy headed hoes" in high crime areas or inner city ghetto's.

2. It can also be used as a spotlight to illuminate dark areas during routine traffic stops.

1. Burger, did you see that cop monkey beam that group of French Canadian's behind the dumpster by the liquor store?

They were smoking crack and got caught.

Those French Canadians never learn.

by dixie mongus May 14, 2007

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