Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.
"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
by dirtdawg January 05, 2009
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tiklog

The act of viewing or updating your tiktoc account while having a shit.
I might be some time watching teenage fails during my Tiklog
by dirtdawg August 27, 2020
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