Definitions by dirtdawg

Dirt Pasty 

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

Dirt Pasty by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

Phantom Jobber 

Someone who leaves the toilet in a mess. Normally by leaving sliding faece marks in the bowl. Occasionally they flush, sometimes they do not.

"You been to the shitter recently? The phantom jobber is back again, f**king skids everywhere"

Phantom Jobber by dirtdawg January 5, 2009