flagshit

The finest, largest, or most important one of a group of divisive populist nationalist things (e.g. TV programmes, columnists, pundits, etc.) — often used before another noun

'Andrew Neil's flagshit show on GB News'

by dirtdawg June 28, 2021

Phantom Jobber

Someone who leaves the toilet in a mess. Normally by leaving sliding faece marks in the bowl. Occasionally they flush, sometimes they do not.

"You been to the shitter recently? The phantom jobber is back again, f**king skids everywhere"

by dirtdawg January 05, 2009