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kelven

1. The definition of a douche bag, commonly seen walking around with a bird brain and makes all sorts of mistakes and push the blame to others without feeling guilt or remorse.

2. The name for a tiny little hairless dick.

3. Commonly seen in the wild grass, searching for drunk young girls to attack.

Girl: Hey there wanna go to third base?

Boy: Yea sure *unzips pants*

Girl: *looks at dick* oh, sorry, I didn't know that you're a Kelven. Hello, tiny friend.

by dick-tator October 15, 2014