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thomas

to fart thyself during an extended period of silence whilst in class. The emission is usually anticipated to be silent itself, but becomes unexpectedly audible. Upon detection by peers, the perpetrator will often try to shift the blame way from him/herself whilst simultaneously going red in the face.

'pfftt'

Jeanette: "Thomas wtf, did you just fart??"'
Thomas: "No i swear! it was eddy!"

by dfa1972 July 21, 2012