Definitions by derek porter

swollen biscuit 

a portion of the womans body located above the cervix which is so swollen it appears as though its a biscuit protruding out of the females stomach
(a womans bulging pussy)

Mrs. Phiefer: hey marshal

Marshall: hey you fat bitch your dogs dead btw nice swollen biscuit slut. Are you related to michelle phiefer? no your not cuz your biscuits to swollen, cunt!

Mrs. Phiefer: ...

swollen biscuit by derek porter July 23, 2009