3 definitions by der ubergeek

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An extremely annoying question that has (unfortunately) replaced "Hello" or "Hi" as the most popular form of casual greeting. For full effect, best delivered while walking past someone at about 90 m.p.h. so the person you're talking to has no time to respond, and in a tone that suggests you really don't give a shit about "what's up" with them.
Dude #1: "Hey, man. What's up?"
Dude #2: "Uh..." (what he managed to get out before Dude #1 was already too far away to hear the rest of what he was going to say)
by der ubergeek February 09, 2005
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1. (n) A straight man willing to engage in homosexual activity after the cosumption of an insignigant amount of alcohol.
When we found Bob making out in the alley behind the bar with a guy, we knew he was a three beer queer.
by der ubergeek February 08, 2005
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1. (n) A human being. Refers to the actual physiological similarities between swine and humans, the latter's resemblance to the former due to the rapidly increasing rates of morbid obesity in all cultures, and--occasionally--gluttony.
"Whoa! Did you see that big guy? He's like some kind of pig ape or something."
by der ubergeek February 09, 2005
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