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What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by
dumbass
dubya
. Coined by Bill
Maher
Bush insists on invading
Iraq
--
Cheney
gets wood (a
hardon
)
wood
by
demanding change
May 8, 2008