Definitions by deepest apologies

lazarie 

a type of gay and retarded fish that can never grow over 4 inches long. Hyper beyond belief and repeat sounds that sound vaguely like 'bares'. This is the only fish that is known to 'throw up' all over everything near it.

"oh my god, you're such a lazarie"
"look over there son, there's a lazarie"

lazarie by deepest apologies December 11, 2009