de Cruz's definitions

Event Horizon

The definition of a shit that is so large in mass that it rises over the water in the toilet bowl. To do so one must shit so that there is a solid base under the water level.

"I just saw an Event Horizon!"
"What? The movie?"
"No! In my toilet!"

by de Cruz June 17, 2007

Metrofag

A straight male who acts and dresses like a homosexual. Related to punce , gay and fag.

1. "Hey see that guy over there with the stupid rolled up sleeves and the designer bag? What a bloody METROFAG"

2. "Dude, is that guy with the David Beckham hair gay or what?" "Nah man, he's just a fucking METROFAG"

by de Cruz March 11, 2004