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HHP

HHP means Hairy Horse Pennis. What a hairy horse penis is, is a penis that is fucking big but is a hairy as fucking sasquatch. SO IF YOU HAVE HHP YOU WILL NEVER HAVE SEX LOL.

Emma - WHAT THE FUCK BILLY YOU SAID YOU HAVE A BIG PENNIS. BILLY - I DO IT IS JUST SO FUCKING HAIRY I CAN SHAVE SOME HAIRY OFF IF YOU WANT ME TO. EMMA - NO YOU CUNT, THIS LOOKS LIKE MY MOMS VAGINA (My dads was a faget because he is a carpet muncher). HHP - Hairy ass dick, but pretty fucking big
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BY DYLAN R

by dcr_baseball14 April 26, 2018