corking the bat

dildo insertion into the head of the penis well into the urethra (utilizing a pumping action) for the purpose of sexual gratification.
man, that carzy chick corked my bat something fierce. I cannot urinate with ease at the moment.
by david baas June 24, 2003
mugGet the corking the batmug.

administrivia

slang for trivial administrative task
i need to take care of some administrivia before i can have lunch.
by david baas June 24, 2003
mugGet the administriviamug.