dartmouthindahouse's definitions

THE HENRI FONDA

THE ART OF OLD MEN PULLING THEIR OLD WRINKLED SCROTUM'S FULLY OVER A WOMAN'S FACE

"YO DUDE!" MY DAD WENT TO A SENIOR'S DANCE AND GAVE SOME OLD HO' THE HENRI FONDA. THE BITCH NEVER SAW IT COMIN'"

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

HAIRSHOE

WHEN A WOMAN HAS BEEN STRIPPED OF HER CLOTHING AND YOU DISCOVER A LARGE PATCH OF HAIR IN THE SHAPE OF A HORSESHOE RUNNING FROM BENEATH HER BREASTS DOWN TO HER VAGINAL AREA AND UP HER BACK.

Yo dude, i picked up this chick in a bar the other night and when I got her home I discovered a HAIRSHOE. It was fucking sick but I went down on her anyway!!

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 22, 2009

Puss Moss

This results from years of a woman neglecting to shave or phsically take care of her pubic area.

Yo dude!! My buddy Jeremy's wife is really hot but she has a lot of Puss Moss. I said fuck it and banged her anyway.

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 22, 2009