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Gay Patriot 

A man who watches Navy Seal workout videos while holding his cock in his hand.

I think my best friend is a Gay Patriot but at least he loves his country.
That Gay Patriot spooged on his Wii while watching workout videos.
You don't have to be from Foxboro to be a Gay Patriot.

Gay Patriot by daddys home January 1, 2012