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cum prank 

when you're having sexual activity with your partner and they play a prank on you
Maria was giving Fred a handjob and she'd tied her red scarf around his face so Fred couldn't see, then just as Fred was about to cum she removed the scarf to reveal it was actually her Aunt Doris giving the handjob - Fred didn't like that cum prank

fluggery fuggins

Fluggery Fuggins is a fictional person who gets blamed when something goes wrong or a piece of machinery / equipment won't work or do what it is supposed to do
Why isn't this printer working?? Oh Fluggery Fuggins I've pressed print like 5 times already!

If you just flick this switch it should just.... Fluggery Fuggins it shouldn't be doing that!