cummychief

a handkerchief that is used to rub over and stimulate an erect penis until ejaculation (cum) occurs
Mom was changing the bedsheets and found Dereks cum stained blue striped cummychief

Derek took Peters burgundy striped Hanky and used it as his new cummychief
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml January 07, 2018
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Cumpoo

Also called sperm shampoo

When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair
"I was banging Tracy last night in the shower and ended up giving her 2 big loads of Cumpoo"!

"wow that's Impressive"
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