da wong mang's definitions

muskmaxxing

The strategic lack of hygiene, particularly in a abstinence of showering, and other forms of bodily care. The goal of muskmaxxing typically results in a desire to maximize natural masculine pheromones in order to attract women.

"Jesus man you STINK. What gives?"

"Shut up freak. I'm muskmaxxing."

Femoid: "Ew. You're a chinlet and a manlet. I'll never be attracted to you."

Chud: *starts muskmaxxing*

Femoid: "I suddenly have a feminine urge to have sex with you. Please take me."

by da wong mang June 3, 2023

gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.

"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."

by da wong mang July 24, 2023