Definitions by da da dave

green hairy pie 

is the dirtiest, smelliest, rankest lady cake you will ever have the misfortune of seeing

how did you get on with that bird last night tuck?

oh man we went back to her's it was all going good then i got on my knees lifted up her dress, pulled down her knickers an to my surprise i was green an stank an was covered in fly's

man that girls a rite skank bet she's got a green hairy pie

green hairy pie by da da dave February 4, 2010