a person who squats and eats semechki with vodka all day. usually very lazy but sometimes gets up to drink more vodka.
by cyka Блядь February 25, 2019
Probably the funniest asshole in the world. makes a shit ton of sex jokes a day. he is a really nice dipshit. he can get any girl with dat face. sometimes has a gay character to him but when it comes to girls he is as straight as his dick. he will either make you cry or laugh hysterically nothing in between. he is a friend who will fuck your life up but then build it back into something beautiful.
by cyka Блядь February 22, 2019