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fangirl 

A girl obsessed with an actor, book, tv series, etc. Keep in mind the male counterpart the “fanboy” also exists, but fandoms are female predominated. Girls like this will kill you and/or severely injure you if you utter one ill word of their otp, fandom, favorite actor, etc. Mind your tongue around them.

Fangirl 1: What is your OTP?
Fangirl 2: Oh definitely Destiel, Pipabeth, and Sabriel
Non-Fandom Member: But you can't have more—
Fangirl 2: Shhhhh....
Non-fandom member: But it's called a One True—
Fangirl 1: Shhhhh....

fangirl by cuz fuck you thats why February 2, 2015

erectile dysfunction 

When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.

His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.

erectile dysfunction by cuz fuck you thats why February 2, 2015