Definitions by cunninglinguist666

Schmizler 

One who engages in mischief.

"They call that shit you just did, Rob, schmizling. It's Yiddish or Polish or some shit for ticking your balls. You're a total schmizler."

Schmizler by cunninglinguist666 March 20, 2024

balaka 

Alternatively spelled balaca. When something is extremely fine and/or luxurious.

Guy 1: You see that guy's watch?
Guy 2: Yeah that shit was totally balaka.

balaka by cunninglinguist666 January 22, 2024

Christian Fuck 

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.

"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"

Christian Fuck by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023