Definitions by ctrl alt del

fap-pechino 

When one faps (masturbates) so hard that they cum in their coffee.

Guy 1: UGH This coffee is so salty, it's like a fap-pechino!
Guy 2: Who actually cums in their coffee?
Guy 1: You never know with the internet.

fap-pechino by ctrl alt del March 26, 2011