3 definitions by cthulhu.

Someone who acts all nice to your face but is like a teapot handled by a toddler with two broken arms behind your back.

Emma is prolly the trashiest girl on the block. Her fake blonde highlights look like they were done by a two year old on crack. Her clothes look like she found them in the discount bin at the Goodwill store. This is probably so she can save up for an orthodontist's appointment because her teeth just so happen to be more crooked than a windy mountain road. Emmas commonly attempt to be more ratchet than a wrench but it doesn't work.

Shelby is the fakest, most desperate gurl in all of ghettowood. She is so shallow, a baby pool looks deep compared to her. Shelby thinks that she has every reason to think that she is shipping platinum, but in reality, a pebble is more valuable. The entirety of her acting career consists of cancelled commercials on the community access channel.