Definitions by crAnKy SpanKy

Tom Cruise 

The guy who proposes to Katie Holmes and tries to convert oprah to scientology by movieng right next to her 50 million dollar estate. Oprah is way too cool for tom cruise's nonsence.
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Tom Cruise is an idiot for thinking Oprah would convert religions.

Tom Cruise by crAnKy SpanKy October 10, 2005