1 definition by crAnKy SpanKy

Tom Cruise

The guy who proposes to Katie Holmes and tries to convert oprah to scientology by movieng right next to her 50 million dollar estate. Oprah is way too cool for tom cruise's nonsence.
SCHWAT NOOW

Tom Cruise is an idiot for thinking Oprah would convert religions.

by crAnKy SpanKy September 21, 2005