corporate_slave_1024466/Z's definitions

Plaper

Plain, White Paper (usually bought in reams by large, wasteful businesses)

BOSS: Johnson! I want 250 copies of our prospectus on my desk by 4.00pm sharp!

JOHNSON: Yes, sir! On Plaper or on Letterhead?

BOSS: Whichever is cheaper, dammit!

JOHNSON: OK, Plaper it is, then.

by corporate_slave_1024466/Z October 6, 2009