cooper montana's definitions

sticky fire hydrant

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she promptly farts, promptly spraying man juice everywhere.

I gave steve's mother the sticky fire hydrant one time and my walls never looked the same again.

by cooper montana January 14, 2009

Blasphenomenal

When one blasphemes very seriously, yet the act is so awesome that it almost seems worth the eternal damnation.

"Wow, kicking that priest in the balls felt blasphenomenal."

by Cooper Montana April 8, 2010