2 definitions by confucious "j-tits" mantits

Ying-Yanged

adj. To be a perfect amount of high and drunk.
To be at peace with the world as your body is experiencing the perfect balance of the best both worlds.

hannah montana is actually ying-yanged when she sings "Best of Both Worlds.

by confucious "j-tits" mantits November 12, 2010

polly-pocketed

When a male strategically places the tip of his genitailia into the belly button of a person of whatever sex he chooses.

Dude I polly-pocketed the shit out of her and turned that outie to an innie

by confucious "j-tits" mantits November 30, 2010