Definitions by conair and j- in the box

The Barney 

One shot everclear, half a can of red and blue mountain dew. mix together and serve cold. This drink will get you fucked up and is pretty much amazing.

Jordan:Dude... I want to get fucked up this weekend.
Conrad: We need to make the barney.

The Barney by conair and j- in the box April 14, 2010