cock daniels's definitions
all those cans of beer that those drunk fucks opened and forgot were theirs after taking a sip and putting them down, they usually line beer pong tables and banisters and are abundant once the sun comes up
by cock daniels October 2, 2011

i just delivered a debilitating uppernut to my second adopted child because he didn't drink all the fullies from last nights party, like he said he would
by cock daniels October 2, 2011
